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It's a brand new day / And the sun is high / All the birds are singing / That you're gonna die

Dr. Horrible Sing-Along Blog

Are destul hype pe net dar odds are ca nu prea o auzit lumea in ro de el. Well here I come to save the daaay !!! Sa vad daca o merge … incerc sa pun pe 220. (Deci cacat ca nu o mers … vad io … cacat)
E o incercare de a face ceva nou pe net. Si unde marile studiouri n-au reusit iata ca Joss Wheadon, creatorul Buffy The Vampire Slayer si “cult series” (apparently … de mult zic ca ma uit) Firefly printre altele. O fost gratis pe net 1 saptamana si acu e numa pe iTunes. YouTube si altele canci sau, cel putin, nu am gasit eu. E pe torrente oricum.
Detalii tehnice. Care e ideea? Un super-villan wanabe isi cauta locu in lume incercand sa faca “rautati” dar si sa cucereasca fata visurilor sale gasind timp sa si posteze pe blog progresul. Nu va luati dupa premiza light mini-filmul are substanta, o interpretare originala a temei superhero vs villan, o metafora draguta a unui context social in schimbare in care alternativul devine mainstream si geeks devin cul (o tema recurenta dealungul timpului, evident, dar asta nu o face mai putin reala), o poveste de dragoste clasica, finalul pe care il merita desi poate un pic neasteptat (desi, ce-i drept, eu la el ma asteptam/speram sau, in fine, ceva asemantor). A si did I mention all the songs? O da … e un musical :D. Foarte catchy, eu le ascult pe repeat de o vreme. Ce poate fi mai frumos. Gay … dar frumos. Gasiti si melodiile pe torrente apropo.

Portret de familie

Deci OMFG!!!
Deci cel mai tare film ever. Ma rog … film.
Deci Gojira la tobe, deci OMFG!!! \m/
Deci pe bune ca se face film bun la noi.
Deci actori buni, scenariu foarte misto.
Deci am ras … tare … adica n-am ras ca e noapte si doarme lumea da vroiam sa.
Deci cat de frumos se face misto de toata lumea de la rockerii confuzi in privinta genului dar cu un mesaj “social” bine definit desi ar canta ei si balade goth daca ar fi cazu, pana la mosneagu comunist care sta pe banca din parc si nu-i convine nic.
Deci personaje atat de stereotipice si atat de romanesti si cum spuneam nu astia tipici mosnegii, parintii etc. Cel mai mult mi-au placut rockerii.
Deci umor foarte misto si foarte fin in unele cazuri.
Deci trebuie vazut.
Deci OMFG! Deci Gojira la tobe breeee … da’ ailalti din trupa sigur is cunoscuti da’ io nu-i stiu ca cultura mea rockeristica este ea acolo da nu prea adica de astia de la noi adica.
Deci Gojira e cel mai tare. Gojira cures!!!! Care nu merge deci pe myspace care e numa o mel da pula mea asta e da’ oricum ca io am un mix mai vechi si deci e genial si deci hausar imputit da deci mori incultule ignorant care te afli care esti incult … pac pac !!!
Deci cre’ca am racit de atata inghetata.

Deci acu vreo 2 nopti m-am culturalizat cu black metal.
Deci cul … si funny. Adica … Tolkien … TOLKIEN LORD OF THE FUCKING HOBBITS TOLKIEN.
Deci voi sunteti dark …
Deci voi e hardcore moarte sange dracu ardeti biserici … TOLKIEN …
Deci burzum = intuneric … pe limba orcilor I kid you not …
Deci degeaba o da acu ca sa vezi ca cultura nordica vikingi cacat … ma lasi … FRODO
Deci cul oricum … Negura Bunget … suna decent … dupa ce treci peste “versurile” hilare … I mean REAAAALLLYYY …

“Pren vremi vetuste
Dupre cei codri
Di pin pregiur arunc porunca
Blestemateasca
Pohvala hula”
Deci reaaalllyyy … Deci am zis sa ma pun oleaca la zi … vorba vine la zi … si cu astia din partea punk inspre electro industrial si all that shit … like … cine pula mea putea sa creada ca exista atatea genuri … si io care credeam ca breakcoreu are origini incalcite … *** Deci vedeti filmu … rulz \m/ … pinky swear ….

Deci cacat de blooger iar ma fute. Si cacat de embed care nu mi-l inchide in acelasi tab ca e prost blogger sau cine plm da am facut pana la urma …

dis wat I'm talkin bout

irlo





and some other dude who goes by many names or smt – omar I guess … plm

GT-R

I saw this post seeking for “apprentice bloggers” for this auto blog. Seeing as how I already spend a sizeable portion of my day reading/drooling about/over cars I think I’ll give it a shot and I thought I’d write an actual post about cars, mostly to prove to myself that I could write a proper “serious” post for a change.
Deciding what the subject would be was much easier than you’d expect. If there is one car that everyone’s talking about lately it’s the GT-R the latest incarnation of my favorite car of all time. Well except any Porsche that is. Too much hype isn’t usually a good thing but this car totally deserves it.
I’ll start off with a little history lesson because, as we all know, everybody loves history. The first use of the GT-R moniker was in the 1969 Nissan Skyline and later in the 1972 model but most people (read: car nuts) remember the GT-R R32 introduced in 1989.
Nissan needed Group A racing car so they developed the GT-R. The GT-R went into what was intended to be a limited 5000 vehicles production necessary for racing homologation. However big sales and great reviews convinced Nissan to make an unlimited number of GT-R’s and went on to sell over 40.000 R32’s.
Being that it was initially developed solely for racing you’d expect it to have done well on the track. It did more than well, it crushed all competition years in a row winning 29 races from 29 starts in the JTCC and 50 races from 50 starts in the N1 Super Taikyuto. It got to the point where turbo awd cars were banned in the Australian Touring Car circuit so that the GT-R would not be eligible.
The car was a real revolution when it came out because of its wide use of electronics, in true Japanese fashion. The computers made the GT-R faster than the lighter, more powerful and a lot more expensive Porsche’s and Ferrari’s of it’s day.
Racing dominance along with astounding real world performance earned the GT-R the nickname Godzilla.
In 1995 Nissan launched the R33 model with mostly cosmetic changes and minor mechanical modifications but then again why mess with perfection. In 1999 the R34 was introduced and was produced until 2002.
The GT-R was also a big hit in the tuner circles where it gained legendary status thanks to the incredible RB26DETT engine present, with few modifications, in the R32, R33 and R34 GT-R. The engine was very reliable allowing for big power gains through engine tuning, many teams going over 1000 bhp. What was really incredible though is the fact that the chassis was built capable of handling all that extra power. To this day the GT-R remains a tuning favorite.

The GT-R came back in 2007 ditching the Skyline name but still having a common platform with the R35 Nissan Skyline. It was launched in Japan at the end of 2007 and will be available in the U.S. in June and Europe in late 2008.
Everyone is talking about the new GT-R and the general consensus is that it’s a truly astonishing car. Again Nissan has performed automotive magic since the new GT-R is significantly faster than the 911 Turbo and the Corvette Z06 its main competitors although it’s heavier and less powerful than both, and almost half as cheap as the 911 Turbo roughly $130,000 vs. $70,000. More technology than the Space Shuttle help it do that and the numbers are impressive: 3.3 s 0-100 km/h from a 473 bhp 3.8L V6. Key to having an acceleration that equals that of the Ferrari Enzo in a car that weighs 1740 kg is the 6 speed dual clutch semi-automatic gearbox and also the launch control system. The launch control requires the transmission and the suspension to be set to the “R” setting and stability control to be off. Put one foot on the break one on the gas and the engine shoots up to 4400 rpm then dumps the clutch when you lift the brake and then your body is squashed in the seat. Apart from being faster than its competitors it’s also a lot more practical with more rear seat space than Porsche and a full size boot. While its looks may not be everyone’s taste it has a drag coefficient of only 0.27.
The GT-R demonstrated its abilities recently by setting a 7.29 m time at the Nurburgring in stock tires beating some of the fastest production cars ever built like the $500,000 Porsche Carrera GT.
But Nissan isn’t done yet as there is a rumored V Spec version coming out next year which is lighter and more powerful in the 550-600 bhp area. While the upcoming 638 bhp Corvette ZR1
may prove a challenge to the GT-R it’s doubtful it will beat the V Spec.
The R35 GT-R is truly a legend in the making and it will be interesting to see how will Porsche and other manufacturers will respond. Porsche in particular should be motivated seeing that it lost the crown, perhaps for the first time in history, in the sports-coupe sector, a sector it created with the original 911 decades ago.

Chestie noua ...

Update: hmm … vad ca, dezgropand posturile antice, imi mai vine si inspiratia … si mai adaug cate ceva la fiecare … e de bine … so … pe bune … intrati aici ca pe aici raportu posturi decente/aberatii abjecte (de o vreme incepe sa imi placa sa folosesc cuvinte mai … elaborate … sa vad cat ma tine si “pasiunea” asta) e prea mare.

M-am apucat sa republic posturi mai vechi aici. Un fel de best of. Ca na … daca si 3se isi scoate best of eu, ce pula mea, is mai prost ca 3se … ce pula mea …
Momentan nu am reusit decat un post :D. Ideea e sa le mai retusez, sa mai adaug etc si sa am posturile mai “rasarite” la un loc.

Asta era ideea. Ca am scris inca pe cat era postu deja :):

Cat rahat pentru nimic. Cata energie consumam pe chestii care, am inceput sa fiu din ce in ce mai convins, sunt destul de irelevante. De fapt nu irelevante ci doar inexistente. Cat suflet, cata pasiune pentru nimic. Nu ma refer numa la mine, eu sunt destul de potolit in domeniu asta. In general. Dragoste, relatii etc. O gramada gigantica de bullshit, o bomboana frumos colorata inca un element (unu de baza chiar) facut sa ne faca sa credem ca exista ceva. Ceva in viata asta, ceva pentru care merita sa traiesti, sa mori, ceva la care sa tinzi, un tel, un scop, o Forta … un Sens. Povesti frumoase cu Feti-Frumosi si Ilene Cosanzene numa bune sa indoctrineze si sa docilizeze gloata de mici. Dragoste. Suna foarte frumos. Ca teorie, ce naiba ai putea avea impotriva ei. Doi oameni care se inteleg, care se asculta, care se doresc facuti unu pentru altu. Da povestile sunt frumoase. Realitatea din pacate e cruda. Nici macar cruda. Realitatea doar e. Realitatea nu are atribute omenesti. Realitatea e ceea ce o facem noi sa fie. Iar noi suntem oameni, departe de perfectiune (care o fi si aia). Iar, fiind oameni, tot ce creem nu e perfect, tot ce simtim nu e pur, ideal. In realitate te plictisesti, in realitate esti egoist, in realitate principiile sunt bune pana cand trebuie sa le pui in practica, in realitate gresesti, in realitate nu poti sa recunosti ca ai gresit, in realitate mandria iti sta in cale, in realitate iarba e intotdeauna mai verde in alta parte, in realitate nu esti pregatit sa ai incredere, in realitate daca ai incredere ti-o iei … Realitatea e doar oglinda noastra. Suntem urati > asta o sa reflecte si realitatea.

Asa ca ma fut pe ea realitate. I’ll take the blue pill (ar trebui sa va acord mai multa incredere poate … am pus linku totusi) anyday. Prefer sa fiu “drogat”. Prefer sa nu vad. Prefer sa fiu “indragostit” si sa ma bucur cat dureaza. Si cand se termina sa caut urmatoarea doza. Si tot asa ignorand “realitatea”. Ca pana la urma realitatea e ceea ce o facem noi sa fie, adevarul e ala pe care il credem noi sa fie adevarat.

the voices made me do it

Aerul rece al diminetii ii amorteste simturile. E lumina deja desi soarele nu a rasarit inca. Ganduri si voci, ecouri si tipete ar trebui sa ii impanzeasca mintea. Si totusi e liniste. De ce ?

  • Mda … nu stiu … nu simt nimic …

  • Remuscare … bucurie …. usurare … frica … nimic ???

Citeste mai departe pe celula …

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Update:Alta tema

Dupa cum ati observat am pus iar alta tema. La asta am muncit si mai mult desi pare mai simpla. Da e cam ciudata da’ creca va obisnuiti.Daca aveti vreo parere puteti sa dati cu ea. Da, niko stiu ca is gay culorile (am scos un roz intre timp … nu mai e asa gay).

Asta e poza din background. In spate e primu Saab 900 turbo (OMFFFG, fuuuck, mooor, mooooor, droool, dead, x_x) care nu stiu daca v-ati prins da e OMFG so tare. Si veche cu draci … si urata cu draci – LOVE! In fata e Saab 9-3 turbo X serie limitata cu tractiune integrala (recent aparuta la saab) si un v6 de 280 de cai care celebreaza 30 de ani de la primul 900 turbo.

Update: ok … e alba acu … sunteti multumiti … si ala e un 997 turbo modificat de techart ca sunt sigur ca muriti de curiozitate :|.

fucking long leapsa (yeah I know how to "translate" leapsa actually)

Vine de la monica.

  1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
    Hmm … no actually but I did/do … heeey … wtf … de ce plm vorbesc (n.r scriu draga … scriu) in engleza … tre sa vorbesc in engleza ??? … Pai cel mai probabil nu … da’ o s-o fac anyway :D. Because I can :P
    So where was me … aah yes. So, no, I never thought about getting my lip pierced (because it’s totally retarded, mostly) but I did/do about other places to permanently scar :D.

2. Does a kiss make you feel better?
Depends on the ass. :)) … Actually, most likely, yes it does.

3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
No … not the bathroom floor. Yet :))

4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
After I get in actually … kinda hard to start it before in the “correctional institution” that I currently reside in (n.r. fascinating … really … just what we’ve always wanted to know ).

5. What did you do today?
Define today. If it’s the time between, say, 10 a.m. and 12 p.m. then I slept. And I just woke up so … that’s pretty much it. At 8 a.m. I was having a coffee in Castle … at 10 I went to sleep :D

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No…what the fuck. (I’m gonna stick with monica’s answer)

7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
No,I’m not attracted to this type of ‘romantic adventures’ or whatever. (I’m gonna stick with monica’s answer again … I mean … not that anyone would admit so something like that on blog now would they)

8. Have you ever thought about your death?
Wait a minute … I think I know where this “leapsa” came from … the diud I mean … “Auzi … da’ tie ti-e frica de moarte ???” (inside joke … you won’t get it :P)

9. Are you paranoid?
Who me … no … nooo … not me … why ?? Why are you asking ??? Are you … you are aren’t you … you’re one of them … aaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!
No actually … I’m not paranoid … I’m ubeeer-paranoid :D

10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
It depends I guess … but I’m rather inclined towards the first.

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Halbere – stilul smuls, Sticlism, Coniac-canoe … the classics … Well … not so much to watch I’m a pretty active participant.

12. What color is your shower curtain?
I don’t have a shower curtain. (what’s with all the shower questions anyway … is it a fetish of yours or what ??)

13. Have you ever had stitches?
I got my heart stitched a million times.
Uuuuu … how emo of you my dear :P
No, not that I remember.

14. How long ago did you hug someone?
A few days … it’s not someone you’d expect though :D

{15, 16, 17, and 18 are missing.} (wtf ??? … how hard is it to count … or these were the pg-18(n.r. interzis copiilor you know) questions)

19. What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleep. Maybe I’ll get my camera form the service assholes … nothing special.

{20 is missing.}(how the fuck do you lose a question ???)

21. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
I don’t think I ever did … I wanted to a couple of times …

22. Have you ever run over an animal?
Hmm … I think I did actually … 3-4 years ago … in my Aro :D … poor thing … I didn’t stop though >:))))))))

23. Whats your favorite cereal?
The ones made from plants.

24. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
Isn’t Oreo an American brand?Blah,I hate American food.
You’d hate anything mainstream now wouldn’t you :))))
Oh and the answear is no … no I haven’t. Actually I never had an oreo or peanut butter … just like any other normal romanian.

25. What are you doing this moment?
Silent Strike – Dream is Destiny … G E N I O U S
Actually now it’s System of a Down – Darts.

26. Would you kiss someone of the same sex for 100 bucks?
You’d reaaaly have to do better than 100 bucks.

27. Where’s your favorite place to be?
Anywhere … I don’t have “favorite” anything remember :P

28. What’s your favorite song?
See above.

29. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Oooh … this is a very simple one … actually I’ll let you answer this one :P

30. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No … surprisingly.

31. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Not recently no :D

32. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
No.

33. Do you dream in black and white?
My dreams are colour-based. (yeah yeah … what she said :D)

{34 is missing.}

35. Do you snore?
I’ve been told … I’ve been woken up because of it a couple of times actually. A word of advice … don’t ever, never, eveeeer mess with my beauty sleep … EVEEEER … BITCH !!!!!

36. Have you ever thought about being a model?
All the time … Actually my life-long ambition is to be a star (n.r. vedeta … inside joke again)

37. Are you a redneck?
No my neck is pretty white thank you very much.

38. Funniest thing you heard all day?
I just woke up … a couple of things … can’t remember.

39. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
Yes … dumb question.

40. What are you afraid of?
The boogie man. And fat ppl. And black ones … and jews … oooh … and pink(yes the colour :P) and teddy bears … the usual shit that, I’m sure, everyone is affraid of

41. What does the 10th text message in your inbox say?
I’m not gonna open gmail for this … I’m sure it’s an overtly fascinating message though :|

42. What does the 10th message in your outbox say?
Can’t you fucking read …

43. Do you like someone?
I guess …

44. Do they know you like them?
I guess … what do you mean by like anyway ??? I like beer for example … it doesn’t mean I love it … I’m not so sure beer likes me back too much though :D

And the award goes to:
niko, adina, moshu, ada … pretty much everyone :D …
oh … and if any of the two blogs I just added wants it :D
A si chiar nu e nevoie sa raspundeti in engleza .. am vrut doar sa ma dau mare :P

update de bloage

Asadar. (ha! … va asteptati sa incep cu “deci” … ha! … “darcu – mereu surprinzatoare”)
Deci. Am mai bagat vreo 2 bloguri:

  • O fata din ferentari – e proaspat blogu (din cate imi dau seama). Ma bucur ca l-am prins de la inceput ca am o presimtire ca o sa creasca destul de mult :D. Cred ca incep sa am un fler (chiar mai multe) in privinta asta. Spunetii intuitie feminina daca vreti. Na, numele spune totu’. Datorita locatiei “originale” cred ca nu o sa duca lipsa de inspiratie. Bine, ca scrie si mistocut ca altfel degeaba ar avea subiecte. Mai nou vad ca si-a largit domeniul de activitate cu o oferta turistica de exceptie :D.In fine … imi place > blogroll
  • choose life, choose a career […] … in fine ati vazut toti Trainspotting nu ar trebui sa scriu tot … sau daca nu ai vazut lasa dreacu pornachele si da drumu la odc/dc/retea/cum_plm_ii_ziceti_prin_partea_voastra_de_tara. Il citesc de mai de multisor … Imi place ca, desi subiectele sunt oarecum banale sa zicem (pentru cineva neimplicat direct cel putin :) ), pe mine ma prinde. Are un stil misto de povestit :D. Dragut si asta > blogroll
    -last but not least >moshu care s-a apucat iar de blogareala … ca toti fraierii :P Despre el ce pula mea vreti sa va spun. Vedeti si singuri ca de aia aveti maini. La cererea publicului pun si blogu ala vechi na.

Ddddddatz ol folks !!!