DARCUPEDIA: Fizica quantica si Big Bangul.

Pentru cine mai are probleme in a intelege fizica quantica:

To grossly simplify it, on a scale smaller than atoms, the quantum level, everything suddenly turns into a goddamn circus. Quantum physics is to regular everyday physics as a David Lynch film is to a mainstream blockbuster. We’re talking particles popping in and out of existence, being in two places at the same time, and generally acting like assholes.

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Look at that particle. What an ASSHOLE!!!

Also GOD step aside you’re obsolete!!!

[Scientists are kind of pissed that they weren’t around when the Big Bang happened. Here we had an event that holds all of the secrets to reality, and we missed it because we were lazy enough not to evolve for another 13 billion years.](http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html) > [The solution, science says, is to make it happen again. They assure us that they can stage a new Big Bang if they smash some protons together really, really fucking hard. In fact, they can make a million of them per second, which is 999,999 more than God managed.](http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html)

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God, 1. Science, 999,999